Jokes

What did the policeman say to his tummy?…. You’re under a vest!
Knock knock, who’s there?, boo, boo who?..no need to cry.
Why did the banana go to the Doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling very well.
What do you call postman Pat without a job ? Pat !!!!
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
Knock knock. Who’s there ? AtishAtish who? Bless you!
What kind of room doesn’t have windows or a door? A mushroom.
What do get when you mix a cow with an earthquake. Milkshake.
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here — I’ll go on ahead!
Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
“Aye matey.”
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!